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25 Christmas Jokes For Kids

Make a simple Christmas paper chain countdown. You don’t need a fancy Christmas Countdown Calendar to get the kids excited! Make your own and have fun together. We have put together a few frugal ideas for advent calendar ideas. This one is just too easy and fun for kids to enjoy this season and includes 25 Christmas jokes.

ADVENT CALENDAR CHRISTMAS JOKES

25 Days of Christmas Jokes Countdown Calendar and Advent Idea for Kids

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDARS

Whether you make our paper chain advent calendar below or just use the Christmas jokes on their own, kids will love listening to a new Christmas joke each day. My son loves to hear jokes and tell jokes, so I thought a Christmas jokes countdown calendar would be a simple and fun activity to add to the holiday season that is totally frugal and anyone can make.

ALSO CHECK OUT THESE COUNTDOWN CALENDAR IDEAS…

  • LEGO Advent Calendar
  • 25 Days To Christmas Countdown Calendar
  • Christmas Countdown Challenges

Don’t forget to grab your FREE set of Christmas STEM challenge cards…

CHRISTMAS PAPER CHAIN COUNTDOWN

SUPPLIES:

  • Paper {choose any colors you like}.
  • Pens or markers
  • Scissors and tape or stapler
  • Christmas jokes for kids!
Supplies fro paper chain Christmas Calendar

HOW TO MAKE CHRISTMAS JOKES ADVENT CALENDAR

STEP 1. Cut strips of paper.

You need 25 total of whatever colors you choose. I chose to alternate green and red paper.

STEP 2. Write out your Christmas joke on one side of the strip of paper. Make sure to put the chain together with the jokes on the inside of the paper chain!

Creating 25 Days of Christmas Jokes
Christmas Jokes for Kids

STEP 3. Secure each paper chain with a piece of tape or use a stapler.

You could also put your kid’s Christmas jokes into a jar and pull out a new one each day. I made our 25 days of kids Christmas jokes into a pair chain to hang for a decoration too. Each day we will remove a link from the bottom until there is only one left for Christmas day!

paper chain Christmas jokes advent idea

CHRISTMAS JOKES FOR KIDS

Kids have tons of fun with jokes. I found a variety of Christmas jokes for kids including Santa jokes, elf jokes, and snowman jokes that were age appropriate and quite funny. I tested a couple just to make sure.

25 Christmas jokes for kids makes sure you will be telling silly jokes all season long. Make sure to read the previous ones again too. My son has been memorizing them to tell his friends on the bus!

  1. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? Because he wanted to see time fly!
  2. Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
  3. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues!
  4. What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws!
  5. What did Santa say to his wife when he looked out the window? It looks like rain-dear!
  6. How can you tell that Santa is real? You can always senses his presents!
  7. Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt!
  8. What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs? Anything, he can’t hear you.
  9. What goes Ho Ho Whoosh Ho Ho Whoosh? Santa going through a revolving door.
  10. How does Santa get his sleigh to fly? I have no eye deer.
  11. What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas morning? Sandy Claws!
  12. What do elves learn at elf school? The Elf-abet!
  13. Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks!
  14. What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  15. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies!
  16. Why does Rudolph’s nose shine at night? Because he’s a very LIGHT sleeper!
  17. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
  18. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you!
  19. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
  20. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
  21. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Oh, Chris. Oh, Chris who? Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
  22. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
  23. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and open your gift!
  24. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around!
  25. What is a Christmas Tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints!
Christmas Jokes for kids

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mary! Mary who? Mary Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Christmas Countdown with Christmas Jokes for Kids

MORE FUN CHRISTMAS ACTIVITIES

  • Simple Christmas Crafts for Kids
    Christmas Crafts
  • Advent Calendar Ideas
  • Christmas Tree Crafts
  • DIY Christmas Ornaments For Kids
    DIY Christmas Ornaments
  • STEM challenges and activities for children that focus on Christmas science
    Christmas Math Activities
  • Christmas Slime Recipes
    Christmas Slime Recipes

25 CHRISTMAS JOKES FOR KIDS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR

Click on the photo below to take a look at our other homemade countdown calendars.

Homemade Advent Calendar and 25 Days of Christmas Countdown Ideas

ADVENT CALENDAR BLOG HOP

I am joining other wonderful bloggers for the next few weeks as we countdown to Christmas with fun and unique ideas for families to enjoy together! Make sure to visit everyone below to find more countdown calendars and advent ideas for kids.

  • Snowman Advent Calendar | Rainy Day Mom
  • Tiny Advent Calendar Card | Peakle Pie
  • Countdown to Christmas with Numbers & Math | 3 Dinosaurs
  • Christmas Carol Advent Calendar | Mama Smiles
  • DIY Christmas Tree Advent Calendar | Crafty Kids at Home
  • Advent Elf Countdown| Sun Hats and Wellie Boots
  • Christmas Cookie Advent Calendar | Kitchen Counter Chronicles
  • Advent acts of kindness | Mum in the Madhouse
  • Printable Advent Calendar for Preschoolers | Fun-A-Day
  • Farmhouse Style Advent Calendar | Teach Me Mommy
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Comments

  1. Terri

    November 24, 2015 at 4:58 am

    This is so much fun! My girls would love this!

  2. Colleen

    November 24, 2015 at 5:01 am

    What a great idea!

  3. Catherine - Sun Hats & Wellie Boots

    November 24, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    This is just genius! What a great way to start each day with smiles! Love it 🙂

  4. Nadia

    November 24, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    These are awesome!love how frugal it is too!

  5. Jen

    November 24, 2015 at 1:42 pm

    I adore this idea. Hands on and perfect for little hands. I am going to do it for my best friends 3 year old

  6. Cassie

    November 24, 2015 at 2:21 pm

    Oh I love the joke idea. You can do this so many different ways!

  7. Cerys

    November 24, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    Both of my kids would love this – going to get it ready for the 1st and surprise them with it after school.

  8. maryanne @ mama smiles

    November 24, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    What a fun countdown! My school-age kids will love this one!

  9. Jen

    November 24, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    When i was a kid our family had a countdown chain. Love the idea of incorporating jokes too!

  10. Natasha

    November 24, 2015 at 11:51 pm

    I think this is cool and great for everyone. We all need some laughs.

  11. Laura

    November 25, 2015 at 2:32 am

    Kids will love a new joke each day counting down to Christmas! How fun!

  12. Heather H

    November 25, 2015 at 1:55 pm

    My kids would love this! My 6-year-olds are just starting to understand kids’ jokes, and my 9 year old is all over them. It would be a fun activity for them to make a joke advent countdown calendar.

  13. littlebins

    November 26, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    Simple and fun!

  14. Mary Catherine

    November 30, 2015 at 3:25 am

    What a fun way for the kiddos to count down each day!

  15. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 10:40 pm

    Thanks, it’s actually quite funny! Haha!

  16. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 4:42 pm

    My son is loving jokes this year!

  17. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 4:42 pm

    So easy to make everyone laugh!

  18. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 4:42 pm

    We sure do! Thank you!

  19. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    Thank you! We are enjoying it!

  20. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    Thank you! Simple fun. Frugal too!

  21. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    You definitely can! I had also thought about adding an activity to some. You can go and write something back in too.

  22. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 4:45 pm

    Great for kids!

  23. littlebins

    December 2, 2015 at 4:45 pm

    Thank you!

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